iPhone Signatures

I have been seeing a lot of this lately in email signatures:

Sent from my iPhone

Boring.  While my iPhoner friends don't realize this, they need to change that sig up.  I've been trying to come up with a witty replacement, but I just come up empty.

I've tried the confusing quasi-real device name:

Sent from my iBerry

I've tried the fake iPhone next generation, therefore yours is obsolete and you should feel bad:

Sent from my iPhone 3.2GX

I just can't come up with a slam dunk.  Help.  Please help.

This isn't for me.  I don't have an iPhone, nor do I want one.  But this would make the world a better place.  Think of all the good you can do.