Mr. Exaggerated Lateral Movement Sprinter

Tonight, I'll drink a cold one in your honor, Mr. Exaggerated Lateral Movement Sprinter!  Here's to you!

While most people sprint efficiently, you go that extra mile and tilt your bike 45 degrees with each pedal stroke, even if you're only going 25 miles per hour.  Straight line?  Not for you!  You prefer to do little "S" curves as you power towards the finish line.

While the extreme bike tilt technique shows itself in the pro peloton, those guys are pushing a 54x11.  Uphill.  You, well, you are not.  But you look the part, and that's what's important!

Well done, sir.  Well done!